Chuck Norris and a Blind Man
A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris’ shoe.
Chuck replied, “Don’t you know who I am? I’m Chuck Norris!”
The mere mention of his name cured this poor man’s blindness. Sadly, however,  the first, last, and only thing this unfortunate fella ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuckster.
No joke – Chuck’s quite the badass!