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December 26, 2017 – 12:52 pm | No Comment

This Week 7’s (12.14 – 12.31) Affirmation: Mindfulness – I will reach for mindfulness each day.
Date – 12.26.17
B-Book 44: Do the Work by Steven Pressfield
The key message in this book: Often we stop dead in our tracks …

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Chuck Norris and a Blind Man

September 21, 2011 – 10:06 am | No Comment
ultimatechuck

A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris’ shoe.
Chuck replied, “Don’t you know who I am? I’m Chuck Norris!”
The mere mention of his name cured this poor man’s blindness. Sadly, however,  the first, last, and …

Strauss-Kahn Concedes ‘Error’ in Sexual Encounter With Maid

September 19, 2011 – 12:03 pm | No Comment
strauss-khan

Dominique Strauss-Kahn said Sunday that his sexual encounter with a New York City hotel chambermaid was “an error” and “a moral failure” he would regret his whole life, but not a criminal act.
In his first …

THE SENILITY PRAYER:

September 19, 2011 – 5:52 am | No Comment
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What to Do If You Drop Your Cell Phone in Water

August 28, 2011 – 5:11 pm | No Comment
phoneinwater

Cell phones and water don’t mix. People know this, but the tragedy plays out regularly in a variety of scenarios. It could be a slip into the toilet, a tumble in the washing machine, an …

Woman faces trial for fake testicles

July 29, 2011 – 10:11 am | No Comment
truknuts

The police chief of a small South Carolina town will ask a jury to decide if a woman broke the state’s obscenity laws by driving a pickup truck with plastic testicles hanging from the back.
Bonneau …

No, Not in Your Twin Bed…We're Not

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Funny Toons

June 20, 2010 – 6:59 am | No Comment
Capital Punishment

Food Fight

Food Fight at a UN Famine Camp in Somalia – Dude got carried away
 
Capital Punishment

Playing Hangman can be dangerous – especially when you live among idiots.

Package Check First

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PONDERISMS

November 14, 2009 – 2:09 pm | No Comment

Got these from a friend – some’s a bit quirky, but a little funny.
1.  I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.
2.  Gardening …

WHY SOME GIVE MORE THAN 100%

October 28, 2009 – 12:27 pm | No Comment

Here is a little something someone sent me that is indisputable mathematical logic. This comes from 2 math teachers with a combined total of 70 years experience.
What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give …

Rules for Kickin' Ass

July 23, 2009 – 2:53 pm | No Comment

Dear Civilians, ‘We know that the current state of affairs in our great nation has many civilians up in arms and excited to join the military.  For those of you who can’t join, you can …

Oh…Women

July 22, 2009 – 7:02 am | No Comment

A man was riding his Harley along aCalifornia beach when suddenly the sky
clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, “Because
you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, …

How to Tell You Need to Pray at Work

April 26, 2006 – 10:52 pm | No Comment

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* When a co-worker comes in a little too happy singing “good morning” toeveryone and you think, “Somebody needs to slap the s#@! out of her”…Youneed to pray at work.* When someone comes in and …

The Cat

February 24, 2006 – 11:31 am | No Comment

You don’t have to own a cat to appreciate this…..
The couple was dressed and ready to go out for the evening.
They turned on a night light, turned on the answering machine,
covered their pet parakeet’s …

Funny Stuff…I just love Calvin and Hobbes

November 1, 2005 – 5:11 pm | No Comment
Calvin

This is really funny… I keep telling my son to do the same. Never thought that it could result in this.

Just Plain Busy

January 8, 2004 – 2:29 am | No Comment

Read this line the other day; it just had me cracking up thinking about it. This guys was giving some friends a reason why he wasn’t able to do something because he was …

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