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Chuck Norris and a Blind Man
A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris’ shoe.
Chuck replied, “Don’t you know who I am? I’m Chuck Norris!”
The mere mention of his name cured this poor man’s blindness. Sadly, however, Â the first, last, and …
Strauss-Kahn Concedes ‘Error’ in Sexual Encounter With Maid
Dominique Strauss-Kahn said Sunday that his sexual encounter with a New York City hotel chambermaid was “an error†and “a moral failure†he would regret his whole life, but not a criminal act.
In his first …
What to Do If You Drop Your Cell Phone in Water
Cell phones and water don’t mix. People know this, but the tragedy plays out regularly in a variety of scenarios. It could be a slip into the toilet, a tumble in the washing machine, an …
Woman faces trial for fake testicles
The police chief of a small South Carolina town will ask a jury to decide if a woman broke the state’s obscenity laws by driving a pickup truck with plastic testicles hanging from the back.
Bonneau …
Funny Toons
Food Fight
Food Fight at a UN Famine Camp in Somalia – Dude got carried away
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Capital Punishment
Playing Hangman can be dangerous – especially when you live among idiots.
PONDERISMS
Got these from a friend – some’s a bit quirky, but a little funny.
1. I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.
2. Gardening …
WHY SOME GIVE MORE THAN 100%
Here is a little something someone sent me that is indisputable mathematical logic. This comes from 2 math teachers with a combined total of 70 years experience.
What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give …
Rules for Kickin' Ass
Dear Civilians, ‘We know that the current state of affairs in our great nation has many civilians up in arms and excited to join the military. Â For those of you who can’t join, you can …
Oh…Women
A man was riding his Harley along aCalifornia beach when suddenly the sky
clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, “Because
you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, …
How to Tell You Need to Pray at Work
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* When a co-worker comes in a little too happy singing “good morning” toeveryone and you think, “Somebody needs to slap the s#@! out of her”…Youneed to pray at work.* When someone comes in and …
The Cat
You don’t have to own a cat to appreciate this…..
The couple was dressed and ready to go out for the evening.
They turned on a night light, turned on the answering machine,
covered their pet parakeet’s …
Funny Stuff…I just love Calvin and Hobbes
This is really funny… I keep telling my son to do the same. Never thought that it could result in this.
Just Plain Busy
Read this line the other day; it just had me cracking up thinking about it. This guys was giving some friends a reason why he wasn’t able to do something because he was …
