A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris’ shoe.
Chuck replied, “Don’t you know who I am? I’m Chuck Norris!”
The mere mention of his name cured this poor man’s blindness. Sadly, however,  the first, last, and only thing this unfortunate fella ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuckster.
No joke – Chuck’s quite the badass!
Dominique Strauss-Kahn said Sunday that his sexual encounter with a New York City hotel chambermaid was “an error†and “a moral failure†he would regret his whole life, but not a criminal act.
In his first interview since his May 14 arrest on charges of attempted rape, Mr. Strauss-Kahn was uncomfortable, intermittently angry and sounded bitter, saying that he had wanted to run for the French presidency and had missed his “appointment with the French people†because of his own actions.
“I wanted to be a candidate. I thought I could be useful. All that is behind me,†he said.
He accused the maid, Nafissatou Diallo, of lying about what happened between them, and accused a Paris novelist, Tristane Banon, of lying about what she said happened between them in 2003, which she has described as an attempted rape — a case still being investigated by the Paris prosecutor.
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Source: New York Times
My Comments:
Bottomline – dude got a bit of  “goodness” from the female-unit, she wanted some or more cash (she probably asked for a $1million – hee..hee)  and he was either being stingy or didn’t want to pay. Dude is a freaking millionaire…he probably did not think the experience (“moral failings”) was worth as much as she wanted. As a man, I am not gonna throw stones dude, but if you play papi…be prepared to pay…sorry bud!  Â
Cell phones and water don’t mix. People know this, but the tragedy plays out regularly in a variety of scenarios. It could be a slip into the toilet, a tumble in the washing machine, an overly excited leap into the pool, or a beer-based lack of judgment.
It’s sometimes possible to save the electronic lifeline you’ll pay $500 to replace, but step one is avoiding panic, because there are several “fixes†that might make sense in the moment, but could do more harm than good. In the video below, Money Talks News founder Stacy Johnson – who admits to dunking his own iPhone – talks about what you can try to restore your soaked electronics. Read on for more.
Source: Money Talks (https://s.tt/137sl)
The police chief of a small South Carolina town will ask a jury to decide if a woman broke the state’s obscenity laws by driving a pickup truck with plastic testicles hanging from the back.
Bonneau Police Chief Franco Fuda ticketed Virginia Tice, 65, in early July at a local convenience store after spying the adornment dangling from her truck.
South Carolina law considers a bumper sticker, decal or device indecent when it describes, in an offensive way as determined by contemporary community standards, “sexual acts, excretory functions, or parts of the human body.”
The offense carries a maximum fine of $445 but no jail time, Fuda said.
“This is certainly not a staple of my ticket writing in Bonneau,” the police chief told Reuters on Wednesday.
The Charleston law firm Savage & Savage will represent Tice for free, attorney Scott Bischoff said. The trial had been scheduled for next week but was delayed because the defendant will be out of town.
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