by Rupe | Apr 26, 2006 | Funny Schnick!
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* When a co-worker comes in a little too happy singing “good morning” toeveryone and you think, “Somebody needs to slap the s#@! out of her”…Youneed to pray at work.* When someone comes in and announces, “office meeting in 5 minutes,” andyou think, “what the f*&% do they want now?”….. You need to pray at work.* When your computer is mysteriously turned off and you want to say, “whichone of you sons of b*&^%$# turned off my computer?”….. You need to pray at work.
* When you and a co-worker are discussing something, and a third personcomes in and says, “well at my last office…,” and you want to throw astapler at him…… You need to pray at work.
* When you hear a co-worker call your name and the first thing that crossesyour mind is, “what the h*&^ does she want now?” and you try to hideunderneath your desk……… You need to pray at work.
* When you are asked to stay late and help do someone else’s work and thefirst thing that pops in your head is, “both of y’all can kiss mya@@!!”…. You need to pray at work.
* When you take some vacation time and come back to find a mountain ofpaperwork sitting on your desk because no one else would do it and youthink, “sorry a## M#$^%F%&#s”…….. You need to pray at work.
* If you have ever thought about poisoning, choking, punching, slapping orflattening someone’s tires that you work with…… You need to pray atwork.
* If you avoid saying more than hello or how are you doing to someonebecause you know it’s going to lead to their life story …….You need topray at work.
* If you know all the words that have been bleeped out….You need to prayat work!LET US ALL BOW OUR HEADS
by Rupe | Feb 24, 2006 | Funny Schnick!
You don’t have to own a cat to appreciate this…..
The couple was dressed and ready to go out for the evening.
They turned on a night light, turned on the answering machine,
covered their pet parakeet’s cage and put the cat in the backyard.
They phoned the local cab company and requested a taxi.
The taxi arrived and the couple opened the front door to leave their house.Â
The cat they had put out into the yard scooted back into the house.
They didn’t want the cat shut in the house because she always tries to eat the bird.Â
The wife went out to the taxi while the husband went inside to get the cat.
The cat ran upstairs, with the man in hot pursuit.Â
Waiting in the cab, the wife didn’t want the driver to know the house would be empty for the night.
She explained to the taxi driver that her husband would be out soon.
“He’s just going upstairs to say good-bye to my mother.” A few minutes later, the husband got into the cab. “Sorry I took so long,” he said, as they drive away.
“Stupid bitch was hiding under the bed. I had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out!
She tried to take off so I grabbed her by the neck. Then I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her from scratching me.
But it worked. I hauled her fat ass downstairs and threw her out into the back yard!”
The cabdriver hit a parked car………..
by Rupe | Nov 1, 2005 | Funny Schnick!
This is really funny… I keep telling my son to do the same. Never thought that it could result in this.
by Rupe | Jan 8, 2004 | Funny Schnick!
Read this line the other day; it just had me cracking up thinking about it. This guys was giving some friends a reason why he wasn’t able to do something because he was busy. He said –
“Man…I have been busier than a one-leged man in an ass-kicking contest”
The visual was totally off the hook….I am cracking up as I write this.
