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Loosing the Love Handles

This week I received an email titled, “LOVE-HANDLES!! Help me lose them.” I have been working on a routine that incorporates exercises that will help you work your love handles (the oblique region of the torso). Personally, I like to work my “obliques” on days I work my legs, so I created the Legs and Love Handles workout seen below. As with any abdominal exercise, you need to concentrate on three areas to help firm your mid-section. These are: 1) Healthy Diet, 2) Cardio-vascular and resistance training, and 3) Targeted Abdominal exercises.

The number one item if you will notice is food intake. As with any fitness and health goal – nutrition and exercise are always the main ingredients to success. Neither can be missing or you will not have the energy to exercise or you will be part of the yo-yo diet crowd, buying a new diet book every year. Here is how I would break it down to get rid of those “love handles”:

#1 Healthy Diet

The most important factor in acquiring washboard abs is eating a healthy diet. Here is a list of recommended healthy ways to help you lose a few inches:

Drink at least three liters of water per day (100 oz)
Eat five servings of vegetables and fruits per day
Eliminate fried foods and cheese
Eliminate processed sugar (for example: sodas, cookies, candy)
Eliminate fatty red meat – only lean red meats (1-2 times weekly)

Diets like the Atkins and other high protein diets may help at first, but to get rid of that last 10-15 pounds, it is recommended to lower calories to a range of 1500-2000 calories a day BUT you must make exercise a habit – both with abdominal exercises and cardio work.

#2) Cardio-vascular exercise

Losing love handles and increasing the metabolism so you can lose weight more effectively are all tied into a consistent cardiovascular / resistance training program. You should do 30-45 minutes of activities like walking, running, biking, or swimming daily 4-5 times per week, but also mix in 2-3 times a week of basic calisthenics like pushups, pull-ups, bench dips, squats and lunges. It takes a few weeks before you start to see the physical benefits or your diet and exercise program. You will see almost immediate results in your energy level, overall mental alertness when exercising daily. The sample routine below will help you better organize exercise into your week:

Monday & Thursday
Upperbody Program

Warmup 5:00 / stretch

Repeat 5-10 times
Pushups – 10-20
Regular Crunches – 20
Bench dips – 10-20
Reverse Crunches – 20
Pullups – max reps
Hanging Knee up
Stretch abs/lowerback

Cardio option 20-30:00
Run, bike, walk, swim etc

Tuesday & Friday
Legs and Love Handles

Repeat 4-5 times
Walk, bike or jog 5:00
Stretch legs
Squats – 20
Lunges 10 / leg
Left crunches – 25
Right crunches – 25
Hip rollers – 10/side
Stretch abs / lowerback

Cooldown walk or bike
5:00 / stretch

Wednesday
LONG Cardio Day
45-60 minutes of walking, running or combination of the two
Or biking, swimming, elliptical gliding machines

Below are some abdominal exercises taken from every eBook sold on the Military.com Fitness ebook Store. For pictures of other exercises, see the Washboard abs article. Sample abdominal exercises are the following:

Hanging knee-ups – Bring your knees as high as you can as shown.

Advanced Crunch – (Legs up) – Lie on your back with your feet straight in the air. Keep your legs straight up in the air for the advanced crunches. Cross your hands over your chest and bring your elbows to your knees by flexing your stomach. (Do not do if you have previous lower back injury – place feet on the floor.)

Reverse Crunch – In the same position as the regular crunch, lift your knees and butt toward your elbows. Leave your head and upper body flat on the ground. Only move your legs and butt. (Do not do if you have previous lower back injury)

Right Elbow to Left Knee – Cross your left leg over your right leg. Flex your stomach and twist to bring your right elbow to your left knee.

Left Elbow to Right Knee – Same as above just switch sides. Cross your right leg over your leg. Flex your stomach and twist to bring your left elbow to your right knee.

Hip Rollers – This exercise will help you build your abs, back and hips to help with long ocean swims and balance out the hip flexors exercises. Twist to both sides keeping your shoulders on the floor and stay in the bent knee position when rotating left and right.

*note – Anytime you work your abs, you should also exercise your lower back to build balance in your torso.

Lower Back Exercise – Swimmers – Lie on your stomach and lift your feet and knees off the floor by flutter kicking repeatedly as if you were swimming freestyle.

Keep the emails coming! You can contact me at stew@stewsmith.com. Check out the Military.com Fitness Store for answers to your weight loss and fitness goals.

How to Tell You Need to Pray at Work

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* When a co-worker comes in a little too happy singing “good morning” toeveryone and you think, “Somebody needs to slap the s#@! out of her”…Youneed to pray at work.* When someone comes in and announces, “office meeting in 5 minutes,” andyou think, “what the f*&% do they want now?”….. You need to pray at work.* When your computer is mysteriously turned off and you want to say, “whichone of you sons of b*&^%$# turned off my computer?”….. You need to pray at work.

* When you and a co-worker are discussing something, and a third personcomes in and says, “well at my last office…,” and you want to throw astapler at him…… You need to pray at work.

* When you hear a co-worker call your name and the first thing that crossesyour mind is, “what the h*&^ does she want now?” and you try to hideunderneath your desk……… You need to pray at work.

* When you are asked to stay late and help do someone else’s work and thefirst thing that pops in your head is, “both of y’all can kiss mya@@!!”…. You need to pray at work.

* When you take some vacation time and come back to find a mountain ofpaperwork sitting on your desk because no one else would do it and youthink, “sorry a## M#$^%F%&#s”…….. You need to pray at work.

* If you have ever thought about poisoning, choking, punching, slapping orflattening someone’s tires that you work with…… You need to pray atwork.

* If you avoid saying more than hello or how are you doing to someonebecause you know it’s going to lead to their life story …….You need topray at work.

* If you know all the words that have been bleeped out….You need to prayat work!LET US ALL BOW OUR HEADS

My Idea of Right vs Truth

My Idea of Right vs Truth

I would rather be truthful than be right. Right is relative and is underpinned by perception. Truth is not, it is not constrained by perception. It is pricipular in nature and without bounds.

Truth stands alone. The right way to do something implies there is also a wrong way as well; on the other hand, what is true
about a situation does not imply diametrically that there is a false position.

Right (untainted) requires the support of that which is true – the opposite is predicated on context.  Because while you may feel truthfully about killing a man…that is not necessarily the right thing to do. Truth is axiomatic…it is a principle that stands alone. I believe it is what one, from a religious bent,  would refer to as God.

Right speaks from the heart…truth speaks from that which could best be described as the soul.

Will develop this a bit further….

The Cat

You don’t have to own a cat to appreciate this…..

The couple was dressed and ready to go out for the evening.
They turned on a night light, turned on the answering machine,
covered their pet parakeet’s cage and put the cat in the backyard.
They phoned the local cab company and requested a taxi.
The taxi arrived and the couple opened the front door to leave their house. 
The cat they had put out into the yard scooted back into the house.
They didn’t want the cat shut in the house because she always tries to eat the bird. 
The wife went out to the taxi while the husband went inside to get the cat.
The cat ran upstairs, with the man in hot pursuit. 

Waiting in the cab, the wife didn’t want the driver to know the house would be empty for the night.
She explained to the taxi driver that her husband would be out soon.
“He’s just going upstairs to say good-bye to my mother.”
A few minutes later, the husband got into the cab. “Sorry I took so long,” he said, as they drive away.
“Stupid bitch was hiding under the bed. I had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out!
She tried to take off so I grabbed her by the neck. Then I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her from scratching me.
But it worked. I hauled her fat ass downstairs and threw her out into the back yard!”

The cabdriver hit a parked car………..

Disorder…?

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