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The Cat

Submitted by on February 24, 2006 – 11:31 am No Comment

You don’t have to own a cat to appreciate this…..

The couple was dressed and ready to go out for the evening.
They turned on a night light, turned on the answering machine,
covered their pet parakeet’s cage and put the cat in the backyard.
They phoned the local cab company and requested a taxi.
The taxi arrived and the couple opened the front door to leave their house. 
The cat they had put out into the yard scooted back into the house.
They didn’t want the cat shut in the house because she always tries to eat the bird. 
The wife went out to the taxi while the husband went inside to get the cat.
The cat ran upstairs, with the man in hot pursuit. 

Waiting in the cab, the wife didn’t want the driver to know the house would be empty for the night.
She explained to the taxi driver that her husband would be out soon.
“He’s just going upstairs to say good-bye to my mother.”
A few minutes later, the husband got into the cab. “Sorry I took so long,” he said, as they drive away.
“Stupid bitch was hiding under the bed. I had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out!
She tried to take off so I grabbed her by the neck. Then I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her from scratching me.
But it worked. I hauled her fat ass downstairs and threw her out into the back yard!”

The cabdriver hit a parked car………..

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